Chances are, if you haven’t thought about it then you aren’t using up to snuff sex toy technology.
Today’s sex toys are far more versatile than they were 20 years ago. Heck their more high tech than they were 5 years ago!
Ladies, (and Gentlemen) there is a new vibrator on the market. It’s called The Toy. That’s right, no fancy porn names for this toy. The Toy is a vibrating bullet that’s remotely controlled by text messages sent via a bluetooth capable cell phone.
What happens in you sync up the vibrator with someone’s cell phone. Wear the toy out and about and have that someone send you messages that start with .toy. Anytime the recognized phone sends you the pre-tagged text the toy goes off and well…so do you.
It can’t be just any old bluetooth compatible phone, it has to be one of the models listed on The Toy’s website. It just so happens my Sony Ericsson W810i is listed as compatible with The Toy.
The Toy looks relatively small, it’s just a bullet and not a whole penis replica. It comes in 5 colors, black, silver, purple, blue and orange. Why someone would want an orange vibrator is beyond me. I have a green one and I never got past its color but maybe that’s just me.
The Toy arrives in an attache case with its own combination lock, cleansing wipes, wall charger, a manual, some lube and a spare O ring.
I’d love to give this little toy a try but it doesn’t come cheap. Right now it’s selling for $256 smackeroons. That’s a pretty steep price for a sex toy but if it does what it says it does it might be worth it.
The website has a brief scenario in which a woman pops the toy in on a Monday and has her lover send her messages. It says, ” Imagine leaving for work, The Toy in place. Imagine the thrill of receiving a message. Imagine the hunger for that first one…oh, the antici…pation!”
Yea I can imagine, too bad it’s just so damned expensive.
Raunchy Taters 