This is my favorite porn movie of all time. It’s absolutely hilarious. It’s so cheesy it practically screams nacho. You can’t beat the price eaither. It sells for $4.95.
I would show you a picture of the cover but blogspot doesn’t allow adult pictures of this nature. So you’ll just have to go see for yourself what’s on the cover. See it here.
Spoofing the story Hunchback of Notre Damne , this B rated, no make that F rated fuckfest is the zaniest adaptation of a Hollywood film that I’ve ever seen.
The movie opens up with this woman who’s supposed to be Mesmerelda, instead of Esmerelda. Don’t ask me what their real names are because that would require me to go in search of the case. I know it’s here somewhere but we have kids so these things have to be well put away!
Anyhow Mesmerelda coming skipping down the sidewalk in a blue Wal-Mart halloween costume. Oh and did I mention she’s leading a miniature white horse on a leash? Well, she does and she tells Nasty Quota (not Quasi Moto) she’s looking for a guy that has a white stallion and castle and shoots him down. Off she skips barefooted in her wal-mart costume, down a public, residential neighborhood sidewalk.
I can just imagine what the neighbors thought.
Anyhow Nasty Quota, who also wears a horrible looking Wal-mart costume, sets out to find a stallion and a castle and get a chance to screw Mesmerelda.
While Mesmerelda is off banging some other guy who claims he’s the real deal, Nasty Quota gets himself a Little Tykes playhouse castle and puts it in the backyard. The movie gets really funny when two women show up at the front door to interview for the position of gargoyles.
As soon as they are standing guard, in the back yard in front of the kiddie castle they get naked and of course lesbian action gets underway.
Anyway, to make a long story short, Nasty Quota and the rest of the characters act out the various scenes all the while screwing each other whenever the script found a good spot to work it in. It IS a porn movie after all. I think perhaps the best sex scene in the movie is the one with the anal deacon.
You can’t help but stare, I’m not going to tell you why but what that woman did was some of the funniest shit I”ve ever seen. If I tell you what she does it’ll ruin it for you, so nobody post what she does. If you wanna know spend the 5 bucks and buy the damned thing.
Parts of the movie are filmed in people’s houses. Who’s I have no idea. Other parts are filmed in what appears to be cheap motel rooms. The cheesyness is what makes this film so great. It’s a fun comedy probably made with no money and bad sound. What it lacked it in the tech department it made up, over and beyond it with great sex and quirky imagination.
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