Here’s another look at this week’s fucked up news.
Nun Robbed but Had No Money – Some dumb fucker in Wisconsin kidnapped a nun yesterday and made her drive him around for an hour looking for money. She told the idiot she didn’t have any money and couldn’t get any because she took a vow of poverty. The kidnapper eventually gave up and had her drop him off somewhere in town. Who the hell kidnaps a nun?
Coke Fiend Calls Cops on Herself – Only a coke fiend does this. Apparently a woman in Georgia called the police because she wanted a refund for buying fake drugs. When the police arrived at her house she took them into the kitchen to show them the fake drugs she bought in hopes they would help her get her money back. Obviously the police did their job and arrested the woman. Talk about needing rehab!
Crazy Wiccan Chick Gets Arrested for Howling at the Moon – Personally I support Wicca and Paganism but this is the sort of thing that gives them a bad rep. Brenna Barney, a self proclaimed Wiccan, decided to hold a ceremony in her back yard, drunk and in her underpants. One of her neighbors reported her to the police because she was yelling at the moon. The police say she was belligerent and accused them of violating her religious rights to celebrate a new moon.
Man in Ape Mask Has Been Scaring Campers for Over a Year – I almost spewed my coffee all over my keyboard when I read this. An 18 year old guy donned a gorilla mask and ran around camp sites scaring the shit out of people. Campers were calling him a hairy beast and were afraid he was some kind of animal on the loose. Police say the got reports of this last year and this year and finally caught up with him. He didn’t get arrested but he did get a good stern talking to. LOL as if that does any good.
Goat Milker Screws the Goat – All I can say is, ewwwwww. What a sick fuck. This 61 year old man got busted fucking a goat he was supposed to be milking. He claimed he was milking the goat but other people say they actually saw him. Nasty!
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