A friend at Associated Content wrote a fabulously funny letter to Craftsman Tools after her orgasmic experience with their hardware. Here’s a sample of the letter, you’ll have to read the whole letter to truly appreciate it.
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Dear Craftsman,
It is with both great satisfaction and slight pain that I sit down and write you this letter. I’m pleased to inform you that the durability and efficiency of your screwdrivers, with their comfort ball design, has resulted in possibly the most amazing experience I’ve ever had with any of my
boyfriend’s tools.
The experience was not, however, without a small obstacle along the way, a point that will be better understood after having read this letter.
While checking my email last Thursday, I came across the most unusual letter from an internet company promising to increase the size of my penis. Since I currently lack a penis, I thought to myself, “That will be a feat, indeed,” and I innocently clicked on the link, curious as to how one can enlarge something that isn’t there.
Truth be told, I was also looking for some pictures because the only penis I’ve ever seen belongs to my boyfriend and he only lets me see it late at night under the covers when the lights are off. I’m not quite sure, but I suspect it curves a bit to one side and although my girlfriends have told me that slight curvature is normal, I think his more resembles a banana or possibly the letter J.
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Raunchy Taters 