Ok folks it’s another Fucked Up Friday and it’s time for the news. Since I’ve previously focused on sex related topics I’ve decided this weeks news will center around fucked up religious news.
Satan Is Suing Ottowa – Self-appointed party president Brian “Godzilla” Salmi filed suit in Federal Court in Montreal Tuesday over the 14-year-old election reform laws that stripped the Rhinos of registered party status. He has legally changed his name to Satan and, officially, the lawsuit is filed under Satan versus Her Majesty The Queen.
Irish Village Claims to be the Seat of a Religious Sex Cult – I guess Ireland isn’t any different than any other place when it comes to having cult organizations. The Children of God Cult, in which orgies and sex between adults and children was considered the highest expression of love, had one of its communes in county Limerick in the late 1990’s, it has been claimed in a new book. And Julianna Buhring, who lived in one of the religious cult’s rented homes somewhere near Castleconnell for over a year, said she is “positive” the organisation is still active in this region.
Colorado Police Officers Lose Their Badges for being Polygamists – I can’t figure out why these people admit to it. It’s their lives and while bigamy may be against the law there is a certain infringement on civic rights in my opinion when the government starts poking its nose into someone’s bedroom affairs. Several police officers are waiting anxiously for the outcome in this situation because not having a pay check ruins everybody’s day.
18-year-old Girl Ordered to be Gang-raped to Shame Her Family – What the fuck is wrong with people?? A young girl in Pakistan was ordered to be raped because her 11 year old brother walked another girl home unchaperoned. One of the men sitting on the council that ordered this punishment is the girl’s uncle. I hope they rape the fuckers in the ass and shoot them in the face for what they’ve done.
Horny Catholic Priest Jogs Naked Around the Frederick High School Track – Oh My God! I almost died laughing when I heard this. Apparently some horny old priest not only walks around naked in his house with his curtains open but he also jogs at the ass-crack of dawn in the buff. Someone spotted him and called the police. He told police he knew it was wrong but he’s a big man and sweats too much to wear clothing. The stupid thing is no charges were filed and all the priest had to do was get therapy.
Raunchy Taters 