The Proper Way to Take a Vibrator on a Plane

Traveling with sex toys, vibrators in particular, has the potential to turn from greatly anticipated vacation to sexually humiliating nightmare rather quickly. Airport security is working more diligently to find strange, possibly dangerous, items in passenger’s luggage these days. Here’s the right way to travel with your favorite sex toy.

Packing sex toys and vibrators
You should never just toss your toys into your suitcase. Each toy should be packed with precision. There are two kinds of packing materials to take into consideration.

1. A cloth bag. Any soft, clean cloth bag will do. You can even use those purple drawstring bags that Crown Royal Whiskey comes in. A cloth bag will protect your vibrator from getting travel grime on it as well as keep any existing cords from getting tangled in your personal items. Note about ordinary cloth bags. These will not keep your vibrators from showing up on the x-ray machine.

2. Cleverly disguised sex toys. You can purchase vibrators that look like ordinary hair brushes, a tube of lipstick or even a sports massager. Typically
security sees these things and pays them no attention.

Where to pack a vibrator
First of all never pack your vibrator in your carry on luggage unless you have no other choice and I can’t image a scenario where you will be tortured and shot if you don’t bring it.

If your trip is so short that you don’t have any luggage to check in then check in your carry on and only carry on what you can put in your pockets.

In other words don’t ever carry on a vibrator or sex toy, always…Read the rest

http://www.associatedcontent.com/rss/user_24714.xml

Indiana Here I Come!

Well ladies and gents,  after tomorrow I”ll be posting far from home.  I leave at 4 a.m. for the San Francisco airport and on to Indiana and Kentucky from there.  As you can see in my previous post, I got my cell phone set up to blog.  This way I can keep you all up to date on my travels as they happen.  

I don’t know if anything interesting is going to happen or not but I am related to the Hatfields, McCoys, Mullins, Patterson’s and Flemings.  I’ll be spending a few days with a cousin in Pikeville, home to the Hatfied and McCoy fueds.  I plan on getting some good pictures so look forward to those.

If my posts look a little funny it will be because I can’t format the posts with my cell phone.  I can only send text and pics but have no control over how they look.

I hope I get a chance to post Sunday or Monday so look for my traveling post in a couple of days.  Talk at you all later from abroad.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/rss/user_24714.xml

Cannibal Route – Visit South Africa with a New Perspective

The act of eating human flesh is more commonly known as cannibalism and it’s been around for a very long time. Most of the information about cannibalism in recent times came from the accounts of explorers and missionaries in the 17th through the 20th centuries. There was a mass colonization in Africa, the South Pacific and Western hemisphere during this time and they found cannibalism was common in these areas.

Today in , the late Nkosi N W Sithole began a crusade to start a tourism project called the”Cannibal Route.” He hoped that it would not only financially reward those that participate, but that it would also preserve the history of the community.

There is a myriad of activities including, white water rafting, horse trails and hiking trails as well as storytelling, dancing, arts and crafts and more. Read the rest

http://www.associatedcontent.com/rss/user_24714.xml