Three gay guys, Dylan, Trevor, and Joe, were killed in a ski accident. Their partners all met at the funeral home to go over the arrangements. Their partners started talking about what they were going to do with the remains
All three guys were going to be cremated Dylan’s lover said “I’m going to scatter my Dylan’s Ashes over the golf course at the country club. That’s where we had our first date
Trevor’s lover said “I’m going to scatter my Trevor’s ashes over the lake behind our house. we loved to take strolls to the lake at dusk. it was so romantic”
Joe’s partner said “I’m going to take my Joe’s ashes home, and make the hottest, largest pot of chili I can make, then sprinkle his ashes in it and eat the chili
The guys all look at Joe’s partner and ask “why are you going to do that. That’s sick!”
“I know” he says. “But I want him to tear my ass up one last time!”
Raunchy Taters 