I’m late again, I know but I was so busy yesterday writing and posting that I ran out of time. I started working on FFF last night but I was too tired and went to bed. I promise next week FFF will be posted on Friday and I’ll try to do it early. Now, lets get on with it shall we?
This isn’t really fucked up but its new news because I just received notification of it. My all time favorite comedian Eddie Izzard has booked a gig in Las Vegas at Caesars Palace on November 17th for The Comedy Festival. HBO and AEG are collaborative hosts of this weekend long event and so far there are 16 very funny acts book. Comedians Chris Rock, Ellen DeGeneres, Jerry Seinfeld and Jamie Kennedy are 4 of the 16 names listed as booked shows. I wish I was going to be in Vegas in November because Eddie Izzard is fucking hilarious and if you haven’t seen him do stand up then watch the video.
West Virginia Pervert Fined for Foot Fetish Phone Harassment. Women’s feet were insulted and degraded by 31 year old James Fink for asking what they were wearing. Apparently women’s feet in West Virginia don’t like being asked what they are wearing over 600 times from different locations as the perpetrator discovered after he was sentenced with a $200 fine and orders to stay away from The Shoe Department in Frederick, Md.
America is running out of sperm. Sperm from European countries has been banned in the United States because it could carry mad cow disease. This is causing a shortage for American sperm banks that cater to potential parents looking for babies with blonde hair and blue eyes. Blonde hair and blue eyes are a phenomenon only found in northern European locations such as Scandinavia and thanks to the ban America will now be over populated with brown hair, brown eyed children.
A Jewish Child Molester Mails Judge Hard Boiled Egg. According to authorities the man is now an inmate and has been informed that if he doesn’t like the eggs he doesn’t have to eat them however the inmate declares he has a constitutional right to be fed kosher meals and since the prison refuses to accommodate him he thought he’d bring it to the attention of a judge. The child molester is also suing the he state Department of Corrections for $10 million.
Weather Forecasters Should Never Play with Fake Titties on Camera 
because a pissed off former work colleagues might get revenge by plastering it on the internet as Bowling Green, Kentucky Weatherman discovered. He claims that the video showing him licking the nipples and squeezing the boobs of a computer graphic was taken years ago as a joke. He sincerely apologizes if his fraternity like behavior offends anyone.
Bar room brawl ends in the theft of one man’s teeth. 
When you’re that old you have to work with what you have and when someone owes you money you get what you can take. In this case it was the man’s teeth. Dentures are expensive so he got his money’s worth but it makes me wonder who’s going to buy them from him and how much will they offer him?
I’d like to leave you with one final thing that is extremely fucked up and here it is…
Raunchy Taters 