Man fucked by gorilla, caught jacking off, Fucked up lurking.

I don’t get it. I check my blog stats a lot and I’m not often shocked by how people end up here reading my posts. However! I have to say I can’t for the life of me understand why people are searching for the following things:

Man+fucked+by+gorilla
Caught-jacking+off
Uncle=fucking+girl
Animal+fuck+man
Nun+porn

Since so many of my silent, non-participating readers are looking for these things I aim to oblige. So, fuckers this post is for you. Here’s your gorilla fucking man caught jacking off nun porn.

First let me satisfy your need for a little gorilla humor.

A small Alabama wild animal park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. within a few weeks the gorilla become very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on there problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Stenden, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution.

Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following conditions.

1 “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her on the lips.” The park administrator quickly agreed to the condition.
2 “Second,” Eddie said, “you must never tell anyone about this.” The Park administrator again agreed to the condition.
3 “Third”, Eddie said, “I want all offspring to be raised Southern Baptist.” Once again the administrator agreed.
4 And last of all Eddie stated ” You’ve got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00

On a more serious note, we have news today that a dumb fucker in South Carolina tried to teach his high school drama class what it looks like when gorillas have sex by grabbing a BOY (not a girl mind you) from behind and dry humping his rear. You can read about it on First Coast News

Last, definitely last, here’s a video of some hot monkey fucking.

Those of you looking for a little holier than though nun porn you can find it all over the internet. Here’s a few nun porn links for you to try out. God save your soul!

http://www.nunwhores.com/
I can’t say nunwhores’ nuns are real nuns but at least they have the get-up.

Here’s some holy sex toys for you too so you can jack off while your watching those nuns.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/divingnun.html

Here’s the blog of a sexy red-headed nun. Maybe she’ll appeal to you twisted bastards.
http://sexyredheadednuns.org/

Here’s a site dedicated to nun fucking. And here’s a sneak peek pic for you.
http://www.depravedlust.com/naughty-nuns/

As for getting caught jacking off…well I”m going to start a poll so if you’ve been caught beating your meat give us a vote so we can see how many people have been caught wet handed. In the meantime here’s a video for you of someone who did get caught.

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